Touched down in the middle of the pouring rain...

...in the land of the delta blues.

Or, more accurately, touched down in the middle of the blazing sun, in the land of the breakfast roll. So i'm home from the travelling. (Read all about that here!) And rather than worrying about whether or not I'm going to make the next flight, or if that man in front of me is going to steal my kidneys, I've a whole new set of worries.

I worry, like. Anyway, the main current worry is that I'm having trouble reverting back to RealLife me. Travel me is so much more fun. He drinks! Swears! is antisocial! and sleazy! RealLife me just says things like 'i need to jog more' or 'traffic is terrible today'.

What'll happen when these two kooky characters come together in one bald shell?

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