Typing to make it look like i'm working

Because no one can see my monitor. Shit, look at me check out that bit of paper like i've lost my place. I am so good at this.Hang on , hang on. No, stay over your side. that's it.

What're you saying? I type very fast? Thank you. If you only knew. Why do i type so fast? because I learnt doing IM on various work computers. I had typing classes in in College, but skipped them. Probably the same attitude that has me currently typing like a loon now to look like I'm doing work. Which I'm not. And if you think I'm working through lunch, you're sadly mistaken, sonny jim.

ok, gone. typing mania over.